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The English Way

Braze the beef and pass the stork source.

A light dinner conversation between One and Oh.

One: Wore Chester Shire.

Oh: Wore what now?

One: Chester Shire.

Oh: Wustuhshure.

One: They have shires over there, right?

Oh: In Wustuh?

One: What is this, French?

Oh: No, that’s over by Weauxsteaux Chateau.

One: Wustuh Shire.

Oh: Sure.

One: So that’s a real place?

Oh: It’s down English Way.

One: And they make steak sauce there?

Oh: Yes, but they pronounce it stork source.